The Swimming Pool

I should really go and try out the swimming pool in Lumpini Park sometime soon. I hear there are plenty of cute gay Asian morsels to be had there, and since they are all in their sexy gay Asian speedos showing of their smooth and slender swimmer's bodies, I guess there's plenty of opportunity for some horny hanky panky in the changing rooms?

Stink

They say Thai people are very clean, but sometimes when you get into a taxi you want to step out again right away. The drivers stink. Bad breath, unwashed bodies. Those cornstalks in the back of the car. You name it. It is an embarrassment if you need to go somewhere urgent with your gay Asian significant other and you have to endure a smelly and chatty taxidriver who wants to know everything about your life.

Growth

In old and sleepy Europe, things change very slowly. But observe the Bangkok skyline for 10 years and the change is as dramatic as that of a boy having a sex change operation. Not so old buildings are torn down to make way for new ones. Agogo bars close down and new ones open. Nothing stays the same. Even many of the gay Asian boys have changed into girls. They now wear their hair long and effeminate , like Japanese cartoon characters. Maybe I am due for a renovation myself?

More On Fag Hags

What is it with fag hags? Are they lesbians who cannot find girlfriends or are they ugly women who find gay men attractive because they are non-threatening? I think it is the latter. I have noticed that in Bangkok you see far fewer fag hags than in Europe or the States. Do gay Asian men not need fag hags?

God Is A Fat Fag Hag

Yes, it is true, and you can find the reason here. Visit godhatesfags.com. The poor people on that site believe there is a god somewhere up in the sky that will send all gay Asian boys (well, all gay boys) to eternal damnation. They heard it from their god herself. Does that fag hag have a cellphone? Whatever, even though this supposed god loves us, she will send us to hell because she hates us. I can only imagine that this god is a jealous fag hag who wants to have all these cute boys for herself. What a bizarre concept.

Is Thailand Dangerous

The last few days we read about this murder and that killing. If you only read the papers you'd think that Thailand is a very dangerous place to visit. But I actually don't feel a scary vibe when I'm out and about prowling for cute gay Asian boys. At 1 AM in the morning I feel much safer on Silom than on Trafalgar Square.

Asian Bareback

Over at Asia Boy Video they have some great new videos of real gay Asian boys doing what they like best. But they do it bareback. I had a look and they are very sexy.

Greenery

Despite its reputation as a concrete jungle, Bangkok, the gay Asian boys paradise, is surprisingly green if seen from the air. In the past, when Don Muang was still the main airport, you would fly over the city on the way South and see all the green spots everywhere. Secret gardens hidden behind shophouses, large lawns of private estates. There's plenty of plants and trees, but you do have to know where to look as they are mostly in hard to find spots. Now you know.

Bloody Mary

I thought up some alternatives for Bloody Maries in a gay Asian context. If you go to Nature Boy for example, you might ask for a Spunky Mary where the tabasco is replaced with a bit of boy spunk. I mean, all the Nature boys are doing, is spill their jizm, which is a waste. More tasty recipes to follow later.

In Germany

In Germany they want to build a pyramid with cremated human ashes. What a ghoulish idea. They could do the same for the gay Asian fan crowd in Pattaya and build a little mini pyramid on Dongtan beach of the ashes of those who expired while they were cavorting with the boys from Sunee. Isn't that the perfect way to go?

The Boys At Nature

The guys at Nature Boys are always willing to give you some kind of leg massage when you visit the bar. They will show you their erections. But when you off one of these gay Asian cuties for some extra curricular fun, they report AWOL, despite promises of the most fantastic sex.. Suddenly they can't get hard, they can't suck because they have a sore mouth, they can't kiss for the same reason, and taking it up the ass is much too painful. At the end you feel sorry of course, and they get their money anyway. Another customer tricked.

Vicious Trollops

Gay Asian money boys can be real vicious trollops if they want something from you. Usually money. Of course they have the advantage because they deal with vulnerable lonely old men on a daily basis and know which strings to pull. But if they don't get what they want they can make real scenes. I've heard stories from friends about guys who go into hysterics in public places to the embarrassment. of all, guys who threaten you with knives, guys who steal and deny it, guys who just hang around the house doing nothing. The list has no end of misery. For long term relationships it is not a good idea to try to find love, or even affection, from a manwhore.

Ballroom For Breeders

The other day I saw a flash of ballroom dancing on Thai TV. They dress up in very glitzy tacky clothes and then waltz around a ballroom. I don't see the fun of it, but to each his own. How come this ballroom dancing doesn't attract gay Asian types? Somehow all this dancing is extremely sexual but the sexuality is of the breeder type. In other words, why is ballet for gay, but the ballroom for breeders?

Thai Types

The types I refer to are of course the gay Asian Thai guys. They come in a wide variety. There is the transsexual, so that does not really count. Then you have the katoey, still a guy but in women's clothes. They are often loud and abrasive, and come in packs, like hungry wolves. Then there's the boy with budding breasts. These fragile creatures are already on hormone therapy to become real women. Next are the girly boys who are still fresh from the countryside, but not yet katoey. Then of course there's the whole range of "real men". There are dedicated bottoms, versatile guys, those who bottom only for money, and the dedicated tops. Tops often like to fuck girls as well. In other words, there's something for everyone in Bangkok.

Farang Types

The type of foreigner that comes to live in Thailand is different than the type of foreigner that comes to live in a country such as Singapore, Hong Kong or Malaysia. A large part of the crowd here would be considered damaged goods in their own society. So they come here for the sex, and the cheap gay Asian boys. Nothing wrong with that. But you don't find these type in a place such as Singapore. Just watch the wealthy tourists walking on Orchard road and compare them with the sleazy package people populating the area around Siam. The Singapore ones look so ...bourgeois?

No, it's not what you think, but I can not get a subject to write about today. My brain is slow as molasses. Maybe I slept too much, the idea machine seems to be empty right now. Either that, or I am lazy. So I'll leave you with just this short note for today. There should be something more interesting tomorrow.

Lucky Numbers

The Olympics in Peking will start on 8-8-08. That's a lucky number in Chinese folklore. It is a sad state of affairs if you have to start such a major sporting event on the basis of some stupid superstition. Anyway, I hope I'll be able to catch a glimpse of some handsome gay Asian divers, or swimmers. Or any other sport that features minimal clothing or speedos. Waterpolo comes to mind.

Chris Richard

Chris Richard is another one of these people that you always suspect are gay, but who will never let the secret out. Richard is a Christian, so that may have to do with it. Had he not been so successful as a crooner, he might have ended up a slimeball in Pattaya, chasing the gay Asian boys of Boyztown or even Sunee. As it is, his hagiography on Wikeipedia lists an endless number of accomplishments. You'd think he was a holy man. I guess that's why they call him "Sir"?

Liberace

Liberace was afraid that all people would remember about him after he died was that he was gay. How right he was. All I remember is a flaming queen who played tacky piano music. Sad, because he was very talented. He's already gone for more than 20 years, so we got over it anyway. I think Liberace would fit right in, in gay Asian Pattaya,  that tacky seaside town, with all its misfits and quasimodos living out their sexual whims and desires.

The Day After

Every self respecting gay Asian boy younger than 30 is probably still deep asleep entwined in the arms of a lover picked up in DJ or Sake or one of the bars in the Or-Tor-Kor area. I fantasize about two gay Asian boys. A fan softly whirring in a smallish room, their two sweaty brown bodies in the spoon position, with their legs over each other, cocks half hard and softly breathing. The smell of last nights cum is still in the air, and now they are half awake and start to play with each others cock. It is not long before they cum for the second time. They rub their sticky boysperm with their bodies. Softly, not like the wild drunken sex they had hours earlier.

The Gay Asian Dream

Americans have the American Dream, the promise that life will be better in the future, if you work hard enough. I plough away at my blogs day and night, so I was wondering if I could have the Gay Asian Dream? If I work hard enough on all these blogs, I will be rewarded with an ever increasing numbers of cute gay Asian guys for my pleasure.

Going Upcountry

Upcountry Thailand can be utterly boring for the gay Asian lover. All the towns look more or less the same with lots of rows of ugly shophouses, pickup trucks and perhaps a huge Tesco Lotus on the edge of town. If you want to cruise, Tesco would be the place to go. If there's no Tesco, your best best it is the market late afternoon. There will always be some horny students walking around. If all that fails, maybe an Internet cafe can get you lucky. Best of all is not to go upcountry at all, the cute boys moved to Bangkok anyway.

Chinatown

Even though I've lived here for a long time, I know very little about Chinatown. I understand there are a few shady but cruisy theatres for those who are into sucking the dicks of Chinese uncles in the dark. I prefer my gay Asians a bit younger. Besides, I always get lost in Chinatown. I can find my way to Yaowarat and around Sampaeng lane if I need to, but the traffic congestion puts me off from going there in the first place. Maybe if they ever open a subway it will improve.

Langsuan

This upscale street more or less connects to the Sukhumvit area and the Silom area. Both are easy to reach from Langsuan so it has lots of upscale condos, nice restaurants, serviced apartments and shops. All catering for the Bangkok upper crust and wannabes. You'll find your gay Asian boys in coffeeshops and restaurants here, but they are not the tourist or moneyboy variety. Langsuan homos are mostly fashionistas and (aspiring) socialites.

Sukhumvit Road

I am not a fan of Sukhumvit, the congested and polluted artery. The area around Emporium and thereabouts is a corporate farang and Japanese ghetto with little of interest for the gay Asian aficionado. Further down you get to Soi Nana. That's the place where the skytrain ejaculates loads of single men heading for the girly bars. There are a few saunas and massage places in the sois around the Ambassador hotel, but that's it. So I only go to Sukhumvit if I really have to, and for my gay Asian porn videos I visit Asia Boy Collection.

Songkhla

The south of Thailand has rather a bad reputation these days, what with all the violence going on there. Yet the city of Songkhla does have a gay Asian life of sorts, according to some reports I've read. As one recent visitor to the town reports on thaivisa:

GL Sauna, whilst it was a bit of an effort to find it, I was well rewarded. The sauna is on 2 levels the first being the wet area and gym. Upstairs is a bar and through on the other side of that space are cubicles. The place is clean and well appointed and the Thai patrons are very enthusiastic, as are the staff I might add.

Apparently there are also some gay bars, but alas, no report on them. I would guess a lot of Malaysians go there to escape the more oppressive climate on the other side of the border.

Interesting Links

Some links today to other blogs with items of interest. First off, GayTopia has started a series called "the humble gadget", with low cost ways to please yourself. The second recommendation is for sexy socks at the Koo Koo Nest, and the third mention goes to a post in Gay Asian History wondering if Jesus was gay.